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English Jokes
Peace be upon you,
I started a thread about jokes, but they already closed it so I decide to open a new thread. This time I'll share some hilarious jokes....Enjoy:) Joke: Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."clap |
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hhaaaaahhhhaaaaaa. funny joke thank you ضـحـك |
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Stranger on a train
A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. "I will ask you a question and if you get it wrog, you have to pay me 1 dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get 10 dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while. " I know. What has three legs, takes 10 hours to climb up a palm tree, and 10 seconds to get back down?" The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out 10 dollars and gives it to the farmer. "I don't know. What has 3 legs, takes 10 hours to get up a palm tree and 10 seconds to get back down?" The farmer takes the 10 dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out 1 dollar and hands it to the scientist "I don't know"ضـحـك |
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Here's another hilarious joke
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!! Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and$ervice to your company. I am$ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon. Your$ $incerely, Norman $oh The next day, the employee received this letter of reply: DearNOrman, I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must haveNOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I haveNOthing more to addNOw. You kNOw what I mean.sly |
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are you happy?
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God bless you
thanks |
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Alhamdoulilah!! I'm happy=) |
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قـهـقـهـة beautiful jokes you're soooo funny icon30 thanx a lot please add more jokes...if you have cupidarrow |
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