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Some reasons Why I Owe My Mother

Here's one of my favourite threads:D

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,you're not going to the store with me."

My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about WEATHER .
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father !"

My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My mother taught me HUMOR .
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,don't come running to me."

My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

And my favorite:My mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!!!" :Dضـحـك

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While reading I felt that it's written about my own mother. It seems all mothers teach in the same way
Great words! Thanks for sharing.

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very nice ..yes mothers are like this ..i like what you wrote thanks

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Unfaithful (المشاركة 634973)

While reading I felt that it's written about my own mother. It seems all mothers teach in the same way
Great words! Thanks for sharing.

You're not the first one who agrees that our mothers somehow act and teach us in the same way.
Thanks for passing=)
Enjoy your life!!

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة angel_fly (المشاركة 638035)

very nice ..yes mothers are like this ..i like what you wrote thanks

Yeah!! It seems so=)
Have a nice day!!

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Thank you for the topic I like it thank uuuuuu