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رد: English Jokes
05-09-2012, 04:07 PM
ROFL
nice jokes ....really
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رد: English Jokes
07-10-2012, 07:58 PM
u made me smile
so thnx
nice joke
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الصورة الرمزية Redeem
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رد: English Jokes
02-11-2012, 02:07 PM
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan
.Operator : Yes, you can speak to me

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan
Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this

Caller : I am Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about

.Caller : Well.. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital

!Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

.Operator : I'm Saw Ree

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator : That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Redeem ; 02-11-2012 الساعة 02:08 PM سبب آخر: Phone call in China
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رد: English Jokes
24-11-2012, 10:16 AM
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Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan
.Operator : Yes, you can speak to me

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan
Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this

Caller : I am Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about

.Caller : Well.. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital

!Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

.Operator : I'm Saw Ree

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator : That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
great
thanks sis
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الصورة الرمزية أميرة الحب
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رد: Re: English Jokes
30-11-2012, 02:12 PM
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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Redeem مشاهدة المشاركة
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?”

The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.”
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”
The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”

ohhhhh realy lpeopole are diffrent
thank youuu
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رد: English Jokes
05-06-2013, 06:34 PM
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what
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الصورة الرمزية Redeem
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رد: English Jokes
05-06-2013, 06:42 PM
A dentist’s phone rang. The lady on the other end was very angry. “You charged $40 to take out my little boy’s tooth.” – she cried. “Isn’t it $10 anymore?”
“Yes,” said the dentist, “but your son screamed so loud, he scared three patients out of my waiting room!”
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